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Someone had to say it. If this doesn't get the point across, nothing will.
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More like this. You make me scream, 'O Holy Night. If I say I'm Santa, will you leave the cookie out for me?
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Make sure they're on it, of course. Hopefully, it's the latter. Can't argue with that logic.