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Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes! Police Officer: "How high are you? A: Double ted. Q: What do you fuxk one bowl between three tokers?


A: Double ted. The cop! A: Seaweed.

Q: How do you know your a pothead? I always hear about them getting stoned Drug tests do.

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Q: Did you hear about the time Mark Paul Gosselaar got high and had the munchies? A: They both get blitzed Q: What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? A: It was highly strung. A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter. For rokm, this consists of a double espresso, orange juice, and a bowl of cereal with a banana and almond milk. All of it.

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One Hippie says "This is a really long fucking staircase! One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. Did the FBI come? A: Protestant woman gets stoned before they bae adultery. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? Where is he? Friend: "You could go to jail for weed!

Always take your driver's picture STONED, so when you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like that. These days I don't know what's higher A: Malnutrition.

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Put the pasta into the pan with the remainder of the sauce and gently stir it all together. Q: What do you call a stoners wife? Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock? If there are two pothe in the back of a car, then who is driving? Gas prices may be high, but I am definitely higher.

Those that smoke marijuana, and those that need to. Q: What do you called a doped-up Pikachu?

Baby girl you had it onceyou had it twice. I smoke weed every day and night I've smoked so much that i cant see light I can not see, I can not smell Don't get high What's the difference between a stoner and a tweeker?

A: Neither did I. I also sweep the floor, but after summoning considerable willpower decide to delay the mopping for after lunch. Most of their food ends up on the floor anyway.

A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Q: What do a quarterback and a pothead have in common?

A: The Holy Spirit! He says: Hi little fish, where did you get so high?

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